Two brothers are always arguing. If one says the sky is blue, the other swears it is green. Both have had enough and decide to have a contest. The first one to speak will lose. Will there be a real winner, or will both lose?
This is a great short play for students who want to play over-the-top characters! The characters include: a traveling hair stylist; a door-to-door makeup salesperson; a fashion designer; and a famous shoe designer.
This script includes discussion questions and director’s notes on casting and set design.
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Excerpt from the play:
NOLAN — (M) oldest brother, very stubborn
DANIEL — (M) youngest brother, very stubborn
VIDA SASSOON— (F) traveling hair stylist
MARY FAYE— (F) door-to-door makeup saleswoman
ALEXNADRIA MCKING— (F) fabulous, local dress designer
JIMMY SHOO — (M) shoe designer
(The action takes place fairytale times in a small cottage.)
(Lights come up in a small cottage with two twin beds spread far apart. There is a table with two chairs in-between the beds. A mirror hangs on the back wall. Nolan is in one chair, and Daniel is in the other one. Both have their arms crossed.)
(sternly) I’m telling you – Prince Henry is the best ruler we’ve had in our lifetimes.
(arguing) No way. Prince Rudy was so much better.
But Prince Henry supports the small farmers like us, brother.
You are crazy, brother.
You are so stubborn!
Me? Stubborn? You are the most stubborn out of the two of us.
I am the more agreeable of the two of us. Do you remember me agreeing to take out the garbage yesterday?
Are you kidding? I took out the garbage yesterday.
Ha! What a joke. You haven’t taken the trash out in weeks.
Oh, brother, how wrong you are.
My guess is whatever I say, you will disagree. It’s been like that since we were kids.
That’s because Mom loved me best.
Now I know you are crazy. She loved me best.
How about a little contest?
Oh, I love a good contest. What is it?
Since all we do is argue when we speak to on another, let’s see who can go without speaking the longest.
Easy. I’ll win.
Ha! Not true. I will certainly win.
THIS is EXACTLY why we need a contest.
So, when do we start? I have to go into town, so should we start now?
So, you think you can get through a trip to town without talking?
Absolutely. My guess is that you can’t stay silent just staying here in the house.
(Both Nolan and Daniel shakes hands and shut their mouths dramatically.)
(Lights come back up in the cottage. Nolan is sitting reading a newspaper, trying not to talk. Suddenly there is a knock on the door. Nolan rises to open the door to find Vida Sassoon. She is dressed as a medieval, eccentric woman with hairdressing tools around her in an elaborate belt and wears a sachet around her upper torso.)
Oh, hello, sir.
(no response from Nolan)
Here’s where you say, “Hello, Madam.”
(Nolan shakes his head.)
No? Mute? Oh, you poor thing. Let me introduce myself. My name is Vida Sassoon, and I am a the most FABULOUS hairdresser in all the kingdom. Well, I’m trying to be. I’m going house to house to look for willing… let’s say participants. AND since you can’t talk… you are going to be my first client.
(Nolan shakes head like crazy.)
No? Oh, you’ll love it when I’m done. THIS IS EXCITING!
(Vida pushes Nolan into a chair, stands in front of him, and starts to work her magic. She waves her arms around in a dramatic fashion. She then pulls a very girly wig out of her sachet and secretly puts it on Nolan. Once ready, she moves aside to reveal Nolan.)
Look at you! You look AMAZING! I am so GOOD!